I was going to do this post on sexual positions but I've made it pretty far in this challenge without offending too many people, so I figured I would stick with it. Maybe I'll grow some nuggets and do it for S.
I am the queen procrastinator. Not in all things
and not nearly so badly as I was pre-Lala. It still pops up and says
hey every once in a while though. I mean let's be real, I'm pretty sure
today is R and I am just now getting P up. I was doing so good
Onwards and Upwards for a bit of fun for
myself. I couldn't let "P" pass without throwing an ode to all of the
Players. You know when they say "Don't hate the player, hate the game",
that is total bullshit. Hate the player people, because these are some
of the most insensitive, non-caring suckers on the planet, not forever
but definitely for that period. We call that the "Payer Period" it's a
phase, and most men/women mature and grow out of it. I am an expert on
players. I have seriously met every kind of player out there, I am also
not just a member, I am president of the fricking club. Yep, that's
right, I am a player. I don't always mean to be, but I'm one of those
chicks that gets bored, quick. I don't sleep around, that is a totally
different kind of player. I am the type that I know 99% of the time that
I am perfectly happy with the way life is, and then I'll get that "I'm
lonely" feeling (happens to the best of us). So I meet someone, we talk,
date a bit, and before you know it I feel like I'm suffocating. As I
said in my earlier post, I don't have time to care about how you feel. I
will distance myself, stop texting/calling, and just slowly cut ties. I
am the unintentional player. I know it, I avoid situations where this
situation may take place, or try to. I don't like hurting people, but I
am also not a fake it type either. I won't stay in a situation where I
am unhappy, been there done that, didn't even get a t-shirt. Some
examples of the "other" players, just in case you haven't run into one,
and do in the future.
The Playboy: Generally met in a bar, maybe sober at first,
doesn't stay that way usually. Knows everyone in the place (someone who
drinks a lot has no place in my life). Hot, and knows it. Rubs "elbows"
with all of the waitresses and clientele. Sweet as can be, says all the
right things, you want to believe there's a connection. There's not.
Trust me, they aren't going to call you, I know, because I don't call
people I met in the bar. You want to meet a nice guy, go to the
Mr. Suave: This guy is maybe a bit older than "The
Playboy" and knows the game better. He is harder to pinpoint. So be
careful. He also says all of those things that you have secretly wanted
to hear, and you have met someplace (not the bar) that you wouldn't
expect to find a date. This can catch you off guard. He will call you
for a few weeks, you will damn near be head over heels, and then just
like that.....nothing. Some advice, 9 times out of 10 if it seems too
good to be true, it probably is.
Those are just two
examples, right off the top of my head. Other warning signs that you are
dealing with a player: No public outings, can only meet at your place
(he either has a GF or is married), it is always late when he
calls/texts, and the number one warning sign - you know nothing about him! Ladies, if you stop and think, I mean really think about what you know about this person and you can't even count enough actual facts to tick off on one hand, that's bad.
For you: Have you ever been a player? Even unintentionally, like myself. What other types of players have you come across, and where? Inquiring minds want to know?
This is all my opinion, I realize not all men are players, this post was all I had for "P". :-D