My entry for sh♦tmykidsruined.com

Let me start by saying that the love I feel for my Cub is amazing. She is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, and she has so much personality! On the same note though, this child can push my buttons faster and in ways that leave me baffled. Toddlers lack impulse control, I get that, I am really ok with the fact that at least once a day she feels the need to dump ALL of the fruit loops out of the box and onto the carpet that I just vacuumed.

Exhibit A

 Not only did she dump the entire bag, she thought it would be fun to crush them all up, just to keep things interesting you know.

Piggies and Fruit Loops, this cannot end well

 I know better than to do dishes, or laundry, or really anything that may take my attention from this little cub, even blinking carries risk. Seriously, close your peepers at your own risk around her.

Yep that's my girl

It was a bit between my last post and this one, who wants to know why? I know you are all on the edge of your seats. Wait for it.....................destructo-baby strikes again. I left out to get a haircut (whole other blog post) after putting her down for her nap. My mother and my brother were home with her. Long story short she wakes up, my bro puts her on my bed, she likes to lay and watch Mickey while she wakes up. He leaves out to go hang with some friends, leaving her with mom (Jenks). I get home, chit chat with Jenks for a few, and then go to my room to find this........

Quiet child = Scared Mommy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Oh yeah, came home to a kabusted laptop.....ouchie. My first thought? Oh geez, please don't let her have eaten any of the keys. Second thought: What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!?

To be clear, my computer is NEVER where she can get to it. The "haircut" was a spur of the moment thing. I left while she was napping and didn't think to put it up high. I can assure you that is a mistake I will not be making again.

And yes, in case you were wondering, shitmykidsruined.com is an actual website with seriously some of the funniest pictures I have ever seen......ever. I highly recommend checking it out, especially on those days when it seems like your child is out to get you and someone gave them a manual on exactly how to do it.

I hope you all enjoy the holiday!! I have some great photos of the BBQ we went to today at my friend C's house. Her toddler is three weeks older than cubbie, and it is really great that they are so close in age!  I can't wait until they are slumber party age, oh it's going to be so much fun!!

Have a great night!

Hoping to catch some much needed ZZzzzzz's,